The Lighter Side…

Communication Is Key

An elderly farmer went to the attorney’s office and said he wanted to get a divorce. The attorney asked if he had any grounds.

“Yeah, I got about 240 acres,” the farmer said. The attorney replied, “But, I mean do you have a case?”

“No, I have a John Deere.”

“Well, do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said, “Yeah, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”

“No, I mean do you have a suit?”

“Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

Next, the exasperated lawyer asked, “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

“No, we both get up about 4:30.”

The attorney finally asked, “OK, so why do you want a divorce?”

“Well,” said the farmer, “I can’t have a meaningful conversation with her!”

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