The Lighter Side…

A Quick Way To “Learn Your Lesson”

A Cold Lesson

A family owned a parrot that had picked up some naughty words and squawked them at the top of its voice. Nothing seemed to shut it up.

One day the minister was due to visit the home. The mother, in a panic, stuck the parrot in the freezer (after making sure to adjust the temperature so it wouldn’t freeze). After the minister left, she went to let it out.

When she opened the door, the parrot hopped out. “Learned my lesson,” it squawked. “No more cursing.”

“Thank goodness,” said the mother.

The parrot cocked its head. “One question?”

Puzzled, the woman said, “Go ahead.”

The parrot leaned its head forward, gestured toward the freezer, and whispered, “What did the chicken do?”

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